OOPS! SPRING BREAK BLOOPERS

For most people, school break is a time to kick back. For these girls, though, the week was anything but relaxing! Relive their utter humiliations (and get a good laugh) by reading these true-life embarrassing Spring Break moments, sent in by Myjellybean.com visitors.

It's Not Easy Being Green

One Spring Break, my family took a trip to Paris and we rented out this really nice place. I asked Mom and Dad if I could take a long walk and they agreed. I was walking along the sidewalk, looking at all the beautiful sites, taking notes of what I saw, when I saw this nice green bench where I could sit down and write in my journal. I sat down on the bench and began to write, but after a while my back started to feel sticky. I looked at my back, and my back, my legs, and my butt were all green! Then I saw the sign that said "Freshly Painted" (in French of course) on the side. I ran all the way back to the house where we were staying, and people were laughing at me running across the street, with my whole back of my body dyed green.

3-D? 3-Don't!

Last year on March Break, I was supposed to hang out with my family one day so we went to a theatre playing a movie in 3-D where you have to wear special glasses. We came out of the movie and I wanted to hurry on to the gift shop but I turned the corner too quickly and ran right into a glass wall! What sucks is there was this really hot guy on the other side and beside him was a woman who came up to me to ask if I was okay. She couldn’t get the words out, she was laughing so hard. My family made fun of me for the rest of the week. My older brother was like, "Gosh! You are going to have to start walking around with your hands in front of you like Frankenstein!"

Counter Attack

March Break always makes me think of my most embarassing moment ever. My family went to the beach with another family we know. It just happened to be the first time I ever had my period. I was in the bathroom changing my pad and my mom was telling me to hurry up. I had put my used pad on the counter and I forgot to wrap it up and throw it away! After I left the bathroom, my dad went in and saw the pad. He told my mom, "Somebody left this in here." What was worse was, my mom told him that it was mine!

Thanks For Nothing, Beeyatch!

I was bored on March Break so I called my friend. She has a car so she said she'd drive us to the mall in the next town (it has really good outlets) and my mom said it was okay to go. She showed up in her family's blue Ford suburban and we drove to the mall. We had a great day and shopped tons and then we were exhausted and ready to go home. I wanted to get a snack for the ride back so my friend said, "Meet you in the parking lot." I got my food and came out of the mall and went into the parking lot. I saw a blue car near the front doors and even though we had parked way back, I thought my friend pulled up to be nice. I ran over to the car, flung open the passenger front door and jumped in and yelled "Thanks beeyatch!" To my amazement, when I looked beside me it wasn't my friend at all. It was a mom and she had two cute little kids in the backseat, and they were all staring at me like I was crazy. I mumbled an apology and jumped out and ran over to where my friend's car was. My friend saw the whole thing and she was cracking up. She told all our other friends and they still tease me about it today.

Hiya... Kabonk!

Over March Break last year, I met this really cute guy that lived next door to my dad's house. He had just moved and I was totally crushing him. I spied on him and every time he got close to me I would get paranoid. He already knew I liked him because he told my brother so. One day, we were going to eat at a restaurant as a family, and my dad decided to invite him. When he got in the car, I was so nerveous that I hit my head on the door of the car. The noise was so loud and when I looked at him, he was laughing so hard that tears ran down from his eyes.

She Gets A "D" In Dressing

One Spring Break, my family went on vacation on a fancy cruise and for dinner, I got a Caesar salad. When my salad came, the waiter came around with dressing. I knew there was some dressing already on it, but this was my first day at dinner, so I said, "I'll have the Thousand Island, please." My parents looked up and said, "You're not getting dressing, because you have dressing on your salad already." I felt myself blushing and I saw the waiters looking at me when I turned around. After that, I never turned around again. The moral is: Never ask for more salad dressing when there is visible dressing on your salad already.