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  1. March 1, 2012 03:03 PM #1
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    So Snooki is pregnant...

    Jesus. Her breast milk will be like 80 proof.
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  2. March 1, 2012 03:19 PM #2
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    That poor kid. Even if Snooki does happen to turn out to be a good mother, the kid will probably be known for life as "Snooki's kid".
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    I'm surprised it took her this long to get pregnant... she can't be smart enough to remember birth control.
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    its true
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    it's actually a brilliant career move on her part. i bet her "people" advised her to do it. everyone is getting tired of jersey shore. it probably won't last for many more seasons... but the hype from her pregnancy will undoubtably result in some kind of spin-off "guidette party girl does mommyhood" bullshit that will make her millions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lolz@yourface View Post
    it's actually a brilliant career move on her part. i bet her "people" advised her to do it. everyone is getting tired of jersey shore. it probably won't last for many more seasons... but the hype from her pregnancy will undoubtably result in some kind of spin-off "guidette party girl does mommyhood" bullshit that will make her millions.
    You should be her publicist. XD
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  7. March 1, 2012 08:19 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by lolz@yourface View Post
    it's actually a brilliant career move on her part. i bet her "people" advised her to do it. everyone is getting tired of jersey shore. it probably won't last for many more seasons... but the hype from her pregnancy will undoubtably result in some kind of spin-off "guidette party girl does mommyhood" bullshit that will make her millions.
    Actually I think her and JWoww or whatever her name is are in the midst of starting a spin off already.
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    To be honest, I think thats good for her, Im sure she will be a great mother, I know people who are way worse when it comes to partying, alcohol, being not to bright...doesnt mean they will be awful mothers, Snooki was allowed to have her fun, now im sure she will tone it down and bring the child up right
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  10. March 5, 2012 09:45 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by nancycosmoxo View Post
    To be honest, I think thats good for her, Im sure she will be a great mother, I know people who are way worse when it comes to partying, alcohol, being not to bright...doesnt mean they will be awful mothers, Snooki was allowed to have her fun, now im sure she will tone it down and bring the child up right
    I guess we will see lol but I doubt it.
    But you got a heart so big, it could crush this town. And I can't hold out forever, even walls fall down.

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