Funny Old People Sayings

[MonitorMissAshley]

Most of our family members (usually parents and grandparents) have weird little phrases they say in certain instances. Does your family have any?

My boyfriend's grandma always says "shit & git" meaning don't take forever on the toilet, just shit and get out. We have made that our motto for other things now.

She also says "It was hotter than Billy-be-damned!" and "I was on the pot giving it all I got."

[Asphyxiation]

Ahah. The only one I can think of is something my Papa always says during a game of Wahoo (which is like the game Sorry) if someone rolls one number lower than what was desired, he says 'one brick short of a load!' It makes me lol.

[super34023]

good title thank

[MonitorNatalie]

My boyfriend's dad always says "Im going for a tiddy" as in going for a wee

My nan always calls people "duck" or "cockerspadge"

[Irrelephant]

My grandma calls a 'creek' (you know, a little stream of water...) a 'crick'. My grandpa used to call people 'humbums' instead of cussing at them.

[Jinx]

My boyfriend says a lot of old people things that he picked up from his grandparents.

Cats ass! - Meaning, something is cool.
"I won a car!" "Cats ass!"

Pea soup - Not very nice/low visibility
"There sure is a big storm outside, it's raining quite a bit!" "That's for sure, it's like pea soup out there!"

[iloveparamore]

my grandma says 'oh jeegers' when something is bad.. or maybe it's jeebus? idk haha

[ilovepickles11]

My chem professor is really cute little old man and he says things like,
"Golly that is so spiffy!" "Isn't that just slick?"
and "That is so sexy!"

[banshee]

My elementary education professor says "Oh, sugar!" when something frustrates her. She's a little senile, but very sweet.

My grandma always tells me to go for a run on the "thredmill"
And she opens a bin of "I Cant Believe It's [not] Butter!"
except she says- "Want some I Can't Believe It's Butter?"


My boyfriend's mom calls King of the Hill "Hank Hill"
-"Let's go watch Hank Hill!"