Ahah. The only one I can think of is something my Papa always says during a game of Wahoo (which is like the game Sorry) if someone rolls one number lower than what was desired, he says 'one brick short of a load!' It makes me lol.
"if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrreeeaaall fackin high on drugs."