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  1. #1
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    Have you ever heard your mom fart?

    I have never in my 20 years of life heard my mother fart before. The other day I was at my grandmothers and i HAD to let one rip so I did and my grannie looked at me and goes "You know, I have never heard your mom break a tater before!"


    I don't think i've ever heard my stepmom tear one either.

    What about you?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLRE6c6ntrg

  2. #2
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    Yes. She's old and losing control of her bodily functions slowly but surely hahaha (:

  3. #3
    GoldLion Guest
    My mom does all the time, she doesn't care, lmao.

  4. #4
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    Yes. It's horrible. She's the only person I've ever farted in front of though. I would DIE if I farted in front of my dad or my brothers lol.

  5. #5
    Companion Cube Guest
    No, just like i've never heard the term "break a tater" before, as awesome as it may be.

  6. #6
    My parents and sister have zero discretion when it comes to farting.
    It is the techno way.

  7. #7
    Yeah, all the time. Haha
    And now that you know, that forever is not forever
    And now that you know, that tomorrow might be the end
    It's gonna take time to heal your soul, but it can't be fixed if you don't let it go
    And you're the only one that can change your life
    You are what you think you are, you can make it good, you can make it high

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    Quote Originally Posted by Companion Cube View Post
    No, just like i've never heard the term "break a tater" before, as awesome as it may be.
    It may just be a term the older generation uses to be polite about it.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLRE6c6ntrg

  9. #9
    Irrelephant Guest
    Yeah, 'cause she blames everyone else for it, haha.

  10. #10
    katielynn Guest
    yeah, she's just my mom. if she wouldn't fart in front of me it would be even more awkward than if she did.

  11. #11
    I definitely have heard everyone in my family fart. Even Andrew's family has farted in front of me.

  12. #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by MonitorLostPostcards View Post
    I definitely have heard everyone in my family fart. Even Andrew's family has farted in front of me.
    It's weird how my family is so weird about it.. My big sister used to never do it infront of anyone but since she's been pregnant/ had her kid she isn't shy about it at all anymore.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLRE6c6ntrg

  13. #13
    Definitely have. She's proud of her farts.

  14. #14
    Everyone just farts around each other and doesnt really care

  15. #15
    Albi Guest
    She's the worst for it. I swear. I don't know anyone who does it more frequently, and loud!

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